Author: dayti
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Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real
Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real 🌼 Date: Friday, March 13, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Improving… slightly less cranky ❣️ Status: Pancake boob era 😉 Outlook: Healing, patience, and radical honesty Today I’m happy to report that my pectoral muscle has started calming down a bit after Wednesday’s Deflate Gate Olympics. I can move a little…
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Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time
Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time 🌼 Date: Thursday, March 12, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Low and slightly cranky 💔 Status: One angry pectoral muscle 😐 Outlook: Temporary setback… but still moving forward Well… remember yesterday’s little adventure known as Deflate Gate? Yeah. Apparently, my body would like to file a formal complaint. Today…
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Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview
Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview 🌼 Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly lopsided but still hopeful ❤️ Status: Officially a member of the Uni-Boob Club 😘 Outlook: Healing, patience… and possibly a road trip to Seattle Today was the long-awaited plastics appointment for Deflate Gate. 😢 For…
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The Great Skin Shed & Operation: Tiny Dog Application
The Great Skin Shed & Operation: Tiny Dog Application 🌼 Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Determined with a side of slightly horrified curiosity 💖 Status: Exfoliated within an inch of my life 🥰 Outlook: Hopeful for smoother skin and maybe a tiny new family member Well… yesterday we talked about my brilliant chemo-brain…
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Brush, Baby, Brush & A Tiny Heart Thief
Brush, Baby, Brush & A Tiny Heart Thief 🌼 Date: Monday, March 9, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Curious, slightly sparkly 💖 Status: Flaky but optimistic 🥰 Outlook: Big changes coming—on my skin and in my heart So, chemo brain strikes again… but this time, it’s a bright, sparkly kind of idea. You know how I’ve been…
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Snow Globe Skin & the Great Moisture Hunt
Snow Globe Skin & the Great Moisture Hunt 🌼 Date: Saturday, March 7 & Sunday, March 8, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly crusty, slightly brilliant 💓 Status: Flaky but functioning 🧐 Outlook: Moisture is out there somewhere… and I will find it This weekend we’re talking about something no one warns you about with chemo… and…
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The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing 🌼 Date: Wednesday, March 4 – Thursday, March 5, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Low Battery Mode 💗 Status: Resting, Recovering, Recharging 😑 Outlook: Sometimes Healing Looks Like Doing Nothing The last couple of days have been… uneventful. And honestly, that’s probably exactly what my body needed. After the cold, the…
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The Goalpost Moves Again
The Goalpost Moves Again 🌼 Date: Tuesday, March 3, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Running Low, Brain Running Wild 💗 Status: Processing New Information 🤔 Outlook: Apparently This Game Has Extra Innings Today I had an appointment with oncology. I went in thinking it would be a pretty routine check-in. Just another step along the path of…
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The Whispering Client
The Whispering Client 🌼 Date: Monday, March 2, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Barely Audible 💗 Status: Whispering, Wheezing, Still Sick 💅 Outlook: At Least My Nails Look Good I’m still feeling pretty crappy today. The cough is still hanging around, and now I’ve reached the stage where every time I talk, it makes me cough. So…