Tag: badass beauties
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Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real
Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real 🌼 Date: Friday, March 13, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Improving… slightly less cranky ❣️ Status: Pancake boob era 😉 Outlook: Healing, patience, and radical honesty Today I’m happy to report that my pectoral muscle has started calming down a bit after Wednesday’s Deflate Gate Olympics. I can move a little…
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Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time
Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time 🌼 Date: Thursday, March 12, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Low and slightly cranky 💔 Status: One angry pectoral muscle 😐 Outlook: Temporary setback… but still moving forward Well… remember yesterday’s little adventure known as Deflate Gate? Yeah. Apparently, my body would like to file a formal complaint. Today…
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The Great Skin Shed & Operation: Tiny Dog Application
The Great Skin Shed & Operation: Tiny Dog Application 🌼 Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Determined with a side of slightly horrified curiosity 💖 Status: Exfoliated within an inch of my life 🥰 Outlook: Hopeful for smoother skin and maybe a tiny new family member Well… yesterday we talked about my brilliant chemo-brain…
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Brush, Baby, Brush & A Tiny Heart Thief
Brush, Baby, Brush & A Tiny Heart Thief 🌼 Date: Monday, March 9, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Curious, slightly sparkly 💖 Status: Flaky but optimistic 🥰 Outlook: Big changes coming—on my skin and in my heart So, chemo brain strikes again… but this time, it’s a bright, sparkly kind of idea. You know how I’ve been…
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Snow Globe Skin & the Great Moisture Hunt
Snow Globe Skin & the Great Moisture Hunt 🌼 Date: Saturday, March 7 & Sunday, March 8, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly crusty, slightly brilliant 💓 Status: Flaky but functioning 🧐 Outlook: Moisture is out there somewhere… and I will find it This weekend we’re talking about something no one warns you about with chemo… and…
