Tag: breast cancer awareness

  • Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real

    Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real 🌼 Date: Friday, March 13, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Improving… slightly less cranky ❣️ Status: Pancake boob era 😉 Outlook: Healing, patience, and radical honesty Today I’m happy to report that my pectoral muscle has started calming down a bit after Wednesday’s Deflate Gate Olympics. I can move a little…

  • Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time

    Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time 🌼 Date: Thursday, March 12, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Low and slightly cranky 💔 Status: One angry pectoral muscle 😐 Outlook: Temporary setback… but still moving forward Well… remember yesterday’s little adventure known as Deflate Gate? Yeah. Apparently, my body would like to file a formal complaint. Today…

  • Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview

    Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview 🌼 Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly lopsided but still hopeful ❤️ Status: Officially a member of the Uni-Boob Club 😘 Outlook: Healing, patience… and possibly a road trip to Seattle Today was the long-awaited plastics appointment for Deflate Gate. 😢 For…

  • The Great Skin Shed & Operation: Tiny Dog Application

    The Great Skin Shed & Operation: Tiny Dog Application 🌼 Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Determined with a side of slightly horrified curiosity 💖 Status: Exfoliated within an inch of my life 🥰 Outlook: Hopeful for smoother skin and maybe a tiny new family member Well… yesterday we talked about my brilliant chemo-brain…

  • Brush, Baby, Brush & A Tiny Heart Thief

    Brush, Baby, Brush & A Tiny Heart Thief 🌼 Date: Monday, March 9, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Curious, slightly sparkly 💖 Status: Flaky but optimistic 🥰 Outlook: Big changes coming—on my skin and in my heart So, chemo brain strikes again… but this time, it’s a bright, sparkly kind of idea. You know how I’ve been…

  • Snow Globe Skin & the Great Moisture Hunt

    Snow Globe Skin & the Great Moisture Hunt 🌼 Date: Saturday, March 7 & Sunday, March 8, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly crusty, slightly brilliant 💓 Status: Flaky but functioning 🧐 Outlook: Moisture is out there somewhere… and I will find it This weekend we’re talking about something no one warns you about with chemo… and…

  • Rare & Valuable… For a Few More Days

    Rare & Valuable… For a Few More Days 🌼 Date: Friday, March 6, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly Improved but Still Coughy 💗 Status: Expanded and Educated 😒 Outlook: Apparently “Deflate Gate” Is Coming I had my plastics appointment today and got another 50cc added to each side. Which means I am now sitting at 515cc…

  • The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

    The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing 🌼 Date: Wednesday, March 4 – Thursday, March 5, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Low Battery Mode 💗 Status: Resting, Recovering, Recharging 😑 Outlook: Sometimes Healing Looks Like Doing Nothing The last couple of days have been… uneventful. And honestly, that’s probably exactly what my body needed. After the cold, the…

  • The Goalpost Moves Again

    The Goalpost Moves Again 🌼 Date: Tuesday, March 3, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Running Low, Brain Running Wild 💗 Status: Processing New Information 🤔 Outlook: Apparently This Game Has Extra Innings Today I had an appointment with oncology. I went in thinking it would be a pretty routine check-in. Just another step along the path of…

  • The Whispering Client

    The Whispering Client 🌼 Date: Monday, March 2, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Barely Audible 💗 Status: Whispering, Wheezing, Still Sick 💅 Outlook: At Least My Nails Look Good I’m still feeling pretty crappy today. The cough is still hanging around, and now I’ve reached the stage where every time I talk, it makes me cough. So…