Tag: deflate gate

  • Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time

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    Retrogression: When Your Boob Goes Back in Time 🌼 Date: Thursday, March 12, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Low and slightly cranky 💔 Status: One angry pectoral muscle 😐 Outlook: Temporary setback… but still moving forward Well… remember yesterday’s little adventure known as Deflate Gate? Yeah. Apparently, my body would like to file a formal complaint. Today…

  • Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview

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    Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview 🌼 Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly lopsided but still hopeful ❤️ Status: Officially a member of the Uni-Boob Club 😘 Outlook: Healing, patience… and possibly a road trip to Seattle Today was the long-awaited plastics appointment for Deflate Gate. 😢 For…

  • Rare & Valuable… For a Few More Days

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    Rare & Valuable… For a Few More Days 🌼 Date: Friday, March 6, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly Improved but Still Coughy 💗 Status: Expanded and Educated 😒 Outlook: Apparently “Deflate Gate” Is Coming I had my plastics appointment today and got another 50cc added to each side. Which means I am now sitting at 515cc…