Tag: lymphedema
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Cancer Did Not Take My Certificate
Cancer Did Not Take My Certificate 🌼 Date: Tuesday, August 18, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Physical test anxiety with a surprise victory lap 💖 Status: ODE physical passed, Fit for Duty passed 😍 Outlook: Sore, but certified Today I had to go in to renew my bus driver certificate. Which means it was time for my…
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Tina Is Back, Biatches
Tina Is Back, Biatches 🌼 Date: Tuesday, August 4, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Insomnia-fueled rage cleaning 💗 Status: Hydrated, compressed, freshly colored 🥰 Outlook: PC Tina energy with a 2026 upgrade Tina is back, biatches. Hydrated, compressed, freshly colored, and cleaning carpets to Five Finger Death Punch like a middle-aged phoenix with a carpet cleaner. Yes,…
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PSA: This Is Not a Free Boob Job
PSA: This Is Not a Free Boob Job 🌼 Date: Friday, July 17, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Snarky, spicy, and slightly over the bullshit 💖 Status: Issuing a public service announcement 😖 Outlook: Cancer may get some battles, but it does not get the war PSA: This is not a free boob job. Let me say…
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Tina’s Rehab Center Is Now Open
Tina’s Rehab Center Is Now Open 🌼 Date: Monday, July 13, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Humbled, honest, and slightly rebellious ❤️🩹 Status: Physical therapy homework has entered the chat 🥵 Outlook: Two-pound dumbbells still count Today I had physical therapy. And man oh man, do I have homework. I was honest with her and told her…
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Compression Chic Has Entered the Chat
Compression Chic Has Entered the Chat 🌼 Date: Wednesday, June 3, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly squeezed but surprisingly supported 💖 Status: Officially fitted for my lymphedema gear 😎 Outlook: If my arm has to wear shapewear, at least custom tattoo vibes are coming Today, I got fitted for my compression sleeve and glove. Because apparently…
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The “I’m Fine” Mask Slipped
The “I’m Fine” Mask Slipped 🌼 Date: Thursday, May 21, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Honest, swollen, and slightly annoyed 💔 Status: Physical therapy brought answers I was not exactly hoping for 😜 Outlook: New chapter unlocked: compression chic and lymphatic drainage Today I had physical therapy. And when she asked me how I was doing, I…
