Tag: reconstruction life
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Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real
Flat, Floppy & Keeping It Real 🌼 Date: Friday, March 13, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Improving… slightly less cranky ❣️ Status: Pancake boob era 😉 Outlook: Healing, patience, and radical honesty Today I’m happy to report that my pectoral muscle has started calming down a bit after Wednesday’s Deflate Gate Olympics. I can move a little…
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Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview
Deflate Gate, CPR Boobs & Operation: Tiny Dog – The Interview 🌼 Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Slightly lopsided but still hopeful ❤️ Status: Officially a member of the Uni-Boob Club 😘 Outlook: Healing, patience… and possibly a road trip to Seattle Today was the long-awaited plastics appointment for Deflate Gate. 😢 For…
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Double Fisted & On the Rocks
Double Fisted & On the Rocks 🌼 Date: Thursday, February 26, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Under the Weather but Still Showing Up 💝 Status: Sniffly, Sore, and Slightly More Filled 🤕 Outlook: If I’m Going to Feel Crappy, I Might as Well Be Symmetrical I woke up this morning with a sore throat and a headache.…
