Tag: Breast Cancer Journey

  • The Great Car Shuffle

    The Great Car Shuffle 🌼 Date: Saturday, August 15, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Summer car excitement 💗 Status: Convertible coming out of storage 🥰 Outlook: One step closer to Tina again Today was the great car shuffle. What is the great car shuffle, you ask? Well. I am spoiled. There. I said it. I have a…

  • Coconut Water, Dr. Pepper, and Gummy Bears

    Coconut Water, Dr. Pepper, and Gummy Bears 🌼 Date: Thursday, August 6, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Plastics appointment and boob math 💖 Status: Lefty got 35 more cc’s 😊 Outlook: Holding pattern, with possible gummy bears on the horizon Today was another trip to plastics. And maybe my last one for a while. Maybe. Cancerland does…

  • Energy Is Currency

    Energy Is Currency 🌼Date: Wednesday, August 5, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Spent on a stainless steel pan 💝 Status: Pan 1, Tina 0 🥱 Outlook: Ginger ale, recliner, and budgeting tomorrow’s energy In case you have not guessed, I have a bit of OCD. Shock and awe, I know. Going to bed with a dirty kitchen,…

  • Tina Is Back, Biatches

    Tina Is Back, Biatches 🌼 Date: Tuesday, August 4, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Insomnia-fueled rage cleaning 💗 Status: Hydrated, compressed, freshly colored 🥰 Outlook: PC Tina energy with a 2026 upgrade Tina is back, biatches. Hydrated, compressed, freshly colored, and cleaning carpets to Five Finger Death Punch like a middle-aged phoenix with a carpet cleaner. Yes,…

  • Hurry Up and Wait

    Hurry Up and Wait 🌼 Date: Monday, August 3, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Treading water with numb legs 💝 Status: Waiting, waiting, and apparently waiting some more 😫 Outlook: Frustrated, defeated, and very tired of being the reminder system Waiting to see if you made the team is the worst. I hated it in high school.…

  • Tina 2.0 Is Loading

    Tina 2.0 Is Loading 🌼 Date: Sunday, August 2, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Closet clean-out meets Facebook Marketplace treasure hunt 💖 Status: Forty pounds down and apparently between wardrobes 🧐 Outlook: Rebuilding the closet while rebuilding the woman Apparently, losing forty pounds comes with a side effect nobody really prepares you for. Nothing fits. And I…

  • Bras Did Not Cause Your Breast Cancer

    Bras Did Not Cause Your Breast Cancer 🌼 Date: Friday, July 31, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Myth-busting with minimal support garments 💖 Status: Continuing the “what does not cause breast cancer” miniseries 🧐 Outlook: Wear the bra. Don’t wear the bra. The bra is not the problem. Today we are continuing our little miniseries on what…

  • Your Boob Bruise Did Not Cause Cancer

    Your Boob Bruise Did Not Cause Cancer 🌼 Date: Thursday, July 30, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Myth-busting with a side of common sense 💖 Status: Continuing the “what does not cause breast cancer” miniseries 🧐 Outlook: Trauma can reveal a lump, but it does not create cancer Today we are continuing our little miniseries on what…

  • IVF Did Not Cause Your Breast Cancer

    IVF Did Not Cause Your Breast Cancer 🌼 Date: Monday, July 27, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Myth-busting, but make it reproductive 💖Status: Continuing the “what does not actually cause breast cancer” miniseries 🧐 Outlook: Fertility treatment does not need to sit in the blame chair Today we are continuing our little miniseries on what does not…

  • Breast Size Does Not Get a Vote

    Breast Size Does Not Get a Vote 🌼 Date: Sunday, July 26, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Myth-busting with a side of boob math 💖 Status: Another episode of “What Does Not Actually Cause Breast Cancer” 🧐 Outlook: Cup size is not the culprit Today is another episode in our little miniseries about what does not actually…