Tag: breast cancer recovery

  • Cancer Took My Eye Moisture Too

    Cancer Took My Eye Moisture Too 🌼 Date: Tuesday, August 11, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Dry eyeballs and Google MD 💖 Status: New drops, warm compresses, and a prescription change 🤨 Outlook: Tina 2.0 now comes with eye maintenance Today I had my follow-up appointment for my eyes. Because apparently my eyeballs wanted their own subplot.…

  • Did Hair Color Cause My Breast Cancer?

    Did Hair Color Cause My Breast Cancer? 🌼 Date: Friday, August 7, 2026 ⚡Energy: Purple hair, myth-busting, and a little Salt-N-Pepa 💖 Status: Still coloring my hair, but making informed choices 😉 Outlook: It’s only hair. Have some fun with it. Let’s continue our little miniseries on: Did that cause my cancer? Today’s topic? Hair…

  • Coconut Water, Dr. Pepper, and Gummy Bears

    Coconut Water, Dr. Pepper, and Gummy Bears 🌼 Date: Thursday, August 6, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Plastics appointment and boob math 💖 Status: Lefty got 35 more cc’s 😊 Outlook: Holding pattern, with possible gummy bears on the horizon Today was another trip to plastics. And maybe my last one for a while. Maybe. Cancerland does…

  • Energy Is Currency

    Energy Is Currency 🌼Date: Wednesday, August 5, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Spent on a stainless steel pan 💝 Status: Pan 1, Tina 0 🥱 Outlook: Ginger ale, recliner, and budgeting tomorrow’s energy In case you have not guessed, I have a bit of OCD. Shock and awe, I know. Going to bed with a dirty kitchen,…

  • Tina Is Back, Biatches

    Tina Is Back, Biatches 🌼 Date: Tuesday, August 4, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Insomnia-fueled rage cleaning 💗 Status: Hydrated, compressed, freshly colored 🥰 Outlook: PC Tina energy with a 2026 upgrade Tina is back, biatches. Hydrated, compressed, freshly colored, and cleaning carpets to Five Finger Death Punch like a middle-aged phoenix with a carpet cleaner. Yes,…

  • Hurry Up and Wait

    Hurry Up and Wait 🌼 Date: Monday, August 3, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Treading water with numb legs 💝 Status: Waiting, waiting, and apparently waiting some more 😫 Outlook: Frustrated, defeated, and very tired of being the reminder system Waiting to see if you made the team is the worst. I hated it in high school.…

  • Tina 2.0 Is Loading

    Tina 2.0 Is Loading 🌼 Date: Sunday, August 2, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Closet clean-out meets Facebook Marketplace treasure hunt 💖 Status: Forty pounds down and apparently between wardrobes 🧐 Outlook: Rebuilding the closet while rebuilding the woman Apparently, losing forty pounds comes with a side effect nobody really prepares you for. Nothing fits. And I…

  • Bras Did Not Cause Your Breast Cancer

    Bras Did Not Cause Your Breast Cancer 🌼 Date: Friday, July 31, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Myth-busting with minimal support garments 💖 Status: Continuing the “what does not cause breast cancer” miniseries 🧐 Outlook: Wear the bra. Don’t wear the bra. The bra is not the problem. Today we are continuing our little miniseries on what…

  • Lefty Got a Pep Talk

    Lefty Got a Pep Talk 🌼 Date: Tuesday, July 28, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Hopeful, surprised, and cautiously feeling myself up 💗 Status: Plastics appointment with an unexpected fill 🥰 Outlook: For the first time in a long time, I feel a little more like me Today I had a plastics appointment, and the unexpected happened.…

  • Breast Size Does Not Get a Vote

    Breast Size Does Not Get a Vote 🌼 Date: Sunday, July 26, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Myth-busting with a side of boob math 💖 Status: Another episode of “What Does Not Actually Cause Breast Cancer” 🧐 Outlook: Cup size is not the culprit Today is another episode in our little miniseries about what does not actually…