Tag: Tiny Tina Status Alive

  • A Mother’s Day PSA From the One-Boob Committee

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    A Mother’s Day PSA from the One-Boob Committee 🌼 Date: Sunday, May 10, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Emotionally complicated, medically suspicious, still standing 💖 Status: Wishing moms love while handing out boob-check homework 😘 Outlook: If I have your attention today, I’m using it Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. And I do…

  • The Chin Shelf Situation

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    The Chin Shelf Situation 🌼 Date: Saturday, May 9, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Suspicious swelling and side-eye ❤️ Status: Monitoring the newest alien invasion 🤨 Outlook: Hoping this boob calms down before it applies for permanent residency under my chin Apparently, my body has decided that we were getting a little too comfortable. Because today, I…

  • Wig, Boob, and a Secret Little Spark

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    Wig, Boob, and a Secret Little Spark 🌼 Date: Friday, May 8, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Nervous excitement with a side of closet panic 💓 Status: Planning from the bald head down instead of the shoes up 😘 Outlook: Authentic Tina is reporting for duty Today brought me a little spark of exciting news. I am…

  • The Six-Week Waiting Game

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    The Six-Week Waiting Game 🌼 Date: Thursday, May 7, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Laundry, impatience, and mild medical portal side-eye ❤️‍🩹 Status: Waiting for answers like it’s my full-time job 🤨 Outlook: Hopeful, but one “wait 4–6 weeks” away from becoming feral Yesterday was not exactly an action-packed episode of Tiny Tina: Cancerland Edition. There were…

  • Don’t Be Like Tina

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    Don’t Be Like Tina 🌼 Date: Wednesday, May 6, 2026 ⚡ Energy: Ginger ale, regret, and pure stubbornness 💔 Status: Rejecting antibiotics like they personally betrayed me 🙄 Outlook: Apparently awareness is not paranoia — it’s pattern recognition Today I had a follow-up skin check appointment with radiology. But before I could even get ready…